Nate is prepared to join Daddy in a proud Irish tradition.

From here.

Now I feel like writing beer testimonial ads in the style of my favorite writers. Take inspiration where you can get it.

It would take 27 shots of Scotch to kill me

Uh, don't drink that much.

So, can someone tell me why, in these post-Prohibition years, moonshining and home distillation are still illegal in so many states? Does it have to do with taxes, concern for public health, safety issues, or what? From what I've read it mostly seems illegal because of blue laws. It's legal to make your own wine and beer, it seems, but not distilled liquors. Any comment from the lawyers out there?

I ask because I'm in the mood to develop blindness and jake leg.

Mike is visiting her mother. I am home drinking scotch and soda and pretending to write this novel. Someone talk to me.

Update: I want to beat up all my characters. What a bunch of effete un-people.

Update: Argggh. I have been sitting her since 5, fuckign around. Stupid book. Stupid Dan kelly, wannbe a writer dumbass. You shoulda listened to Coach Rapinchuk and gne out for football.

No, wait, Rapinchuk was an asshole.

Update: Fuck you, Rapincuk! Fuck you! HA HA! Fuck you, coach!

Update: Now I am cranking up the Gary Numan

Update: HA HA! Now I am drinking and listenignt o Gary Numan! Do not try to stop me! Ha ha ha! La lalalalala!

Update: I fell down.

Update: Are those my teeth?

Update: Wait, 1-2-3-4-5... Not mine... Wait... whose teeth are those?

Update: And why are they stuck in my thigh?



Update: Teeth! Teeth! Teeth!

Update: Hahahahaha! Drink! Drink! Write!

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