Good God damn. In that bottom pic, they look like they run a chain of "fantasy suite" hotels, where paunchy white suburbanites go to screw in hot tubs beneath fake palm trees and animatronic myna birds. In the top picture, however, they're just the clerks on the night shift.
But, and I mean this in all seriousness, it actually would be quite amazing (oh... and tragic and sad... oh yes) if they were killed by a suicide bomber. It'd be like... like... a South Park episode come to life.